I feel absolutely disgusting today as I woke up in a chair covered in my own vomit. The vomit was all dried out and I could see tiny chunks of shrimps in them. I don't remember eating anything with shrimp but it is clear this is my vomit.
Now I know what Lindsay Lohan feels like every day as she is just a junkie that constantly reeks of booze. I feel severly dehydrated and I'm having a hard time keeping water down so I decided to make a green tea. I must have drank everything last night as the evidence is scattered throughout my flat: Budweiser bottles, Cristal bottles, jack daniels and it looks like I had some caesars as well. Lots of other red wine and white wine bottles everywhere. I have no idea what I drank.
I can't find my underwear either but no big deal as I usually don't wear underwear much anyways. I like to stay knickers free as they say lol.
So my new years resolution for 2011 is to stay sober for a while as I'm terribly sick and wish I never drank anything at all. I don't even remember new years countdown at all. What a complete waste.
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