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WhiteWhine website review

Welcome to the world of White Whine, also better known as WhiteWhine.com and no this website is definitely not about wine. 

What is WhiteWhine.com? Well some words come to mind for a few people who know what it is about. Try these hashtags on for size:

#firstworldproblems
#whitewhine.com

Yes first world problems is what it is really about. Well if it was third world problems it would be starving children. Examples of first world problems include a girl having her pony stolen. WTF spoiled brat has her f'n pony stolen?

These examples of whitewhine.com are hillarious but also sad as some of them are racist while others make you realize some people have too much money in this world and they really can't appreciate something basic in life. 

poor girl had her pony stolen, the picture is priceless. Can't we all wait to see how this girl turns out to be.

Here is another one seriously CNN this is more important news. You have people on f'n tv news talking about how noisy a bag of shitty sunchips is while under you have breaking news that 14 people have died in Nepal. Sad excuse for news if you ask me, sounds like Sunchips paid money to have this article done on them, creative minds at work. Wow!

Well overall WhiteWhine.com is still awesome for a few good laughs. The facebook comments are just hillarious. You should like whitewhine or next time you are on twitter, just give them the good hash tag #whitewhine.

thank god royal wedding is over

I don't know about you but the daily news of Prince William this and Kate Middleton that was driving me nuts. On top of it who is this Pippa clown that everyone acts like she is hot stuff, talk about trying to spin a sleaze story or what. Either leave the poor girl alone or stop giving her attention like Paris Hilton.

So now the royal wedding is over. Hooray, we can now go back to our commoners boring lower class living just as Paris would say it "oh my god this room is so middle class and small.

So what else is new, the middle east is still hopping about. Libya I keep reading is still fighting with their own people.

I don't like to admit that I sometimes play video games but I am worried my credit card information is going to be misused thanks to the 'anonymous' hack at Sony weeks ago. Let's just hope nothing bad happens of this.

Office gifts

This April at work as part of a new company policy we have 1 day of the year where everyone has to buy a gift for someone at the office. The spending limit is $25 and 1 gift total but that no gift cards could be bought either as they were considered a tacky means of buying a gift for someone. Sure gift cards are always a nice gift to receive but they are being treated as thoughtless in this day in age where when nobody has any creativity or imagination they just go and buy a bunch of gift cards as a means of solving it like it was a problem.

So first gift on the list of items to buy were some quality purse items and I found a bunch of these credit card wallets too at bag bunch website. I haven't bought my gift yet but if I do decide to buy then I'm buying 2 of these as I want one for myself.

Next on the list and I don't know if this is possible either but I'd like to buy some books so was thinking of ordering off of Amazon. I like to read and I think more people should but of course you'll get people that also don't like books so you want to get a gift that doesn't offend or bother someone.

Last gift item I will buy if I cannot find something else will be a $20 dildo and a $2 pair of socks because if you don't like the socks you can go f*** yourself.

Online video is here to stay

Online video seems to be taking a life of it's own as youtube has become one of the biggest sites ever and it's just videos no text. Google runs this part of their company at a loss yet they offer it as a free website for those around the world that want to use it. Now it's just as easy to send and share videos on your phone and to watch them the same way as well.

Thanks for these videos we now have Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber and now Jessica Black as people that came out of nowhere and became mega famous thanks to their youtube hit videos.

So proof that video is exploding on us before our very eyes read this and see what you think about the big google company now.

So are other sites trying to compete? Absolutely but who knows if they will ever make a dent into what youtube has already done. Here are some other sites that want a piece of youtube.

Metacafe
Hulu
Megavideo
google video, yes this is also their own
veoh
daily motion
Vimeo

If you have alternatives just befriend our account and send a direct message and share your personal favorite videos.

Royal Wedding excitement

Are you excited by the Royal wedding that is coming up in April 2011? I am and I am contemplating a trip to London to try to get a glimpse of this historical event. I think Kate Middleton is a stunning beautiful woman that has the potential to win the hearts over much like princess Diana did.

It is almost impossible now to get any decent flights as things seem to be booking up rather fast. It seems one of the better options is to fly into either Dublin or Paris and take the ferry across of the train if you are going into Paris. Hotels it seems are fully booked around the city. The next best option is to stay with a host and couchsurfing.org seems to be a very helpful website. I would love to stay in a hotel but there just simply isn't anything available.

Reports suggest 2 billion people will be watching the royal wedding. Personally I want to be one of the select few to watch it in person.

Hillarious fail compilation videos

ok these videos are hillarious. I've sent them to all my friends and I'm shocked that all these acts of stupidness were all captured on video.

It is a nice way to waste a bit of time and to relax but I mean seriously I can't believe how dumb some people can be.

My favorites are the girl reporter that is at a football match and gets smacked with a football in the back of the head. I bet that the players on the field try this every once in a while to try to hit people and reporters on the sidelines.

That guy on the snowmobile also was stupid, a huge jump but his snowmobile takes off.

Well the face plants here are also hillarious. I'm sharing this video with lots of love.

Until next week.

 

 

hot surfer videos

A friend sent this to me and these surfer videos are insane. It looks like so much fun to go surfing but I hear it is very hard and also dangerous.

Too bad you can't see much of these guys up close and they are wearing full suits so you can't like check out their junk or anything.

I hope I did the video insert right because sometimes I really don't know what I'm doing on here. I'll share later some fail video compilations that you just have to watch over and over again. Absolutely hillarious and amazing at what some people do that is just completely stupid.

Enjoy and leave a comment if you can't see the video properly.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Muq9XM1BpoA&feature=feedrec_grec_index

 

 

Stupid cat video

I think this tv show should go out of business for this stupid cat video. It is clearly animal cruelty if you watch the video at webtvhub.com. I mean who puts mittens on a cat? That is just cruel and although some people might laugh at watching the video of the cat being forced to humiliate itself on a coffee table, then fall off of it, this just isn't funny at all. It makes me wish the cat would spazz out and claw the shit out of those morons.

On a brighter note here is a a video of 2 of the cutest kittens on youtube.com and I can't believe this video has over 35 million views! You'll see why when you watch it, these kittens are absolutely adorable and I guess you could say they were talking to each other.

worst birthday present ever

there is a girl at work that I really don't like and everyone is supposed to buy presents for someone's birthday. Well this girl had her stupid birthday recently and she was bold enough to buy me nothing but chocolates and candy but an excessive amount of them. She knows I don't eat junk crap foods so I gave it all away and she just wanted to see me break down and pig out.

Well this year I decided to buy her the dvd The Kids are All Right which as I mentioned in another post before is the worst movie of all time. I hope that dumb bitch watches the movie because then I will feel glad knowing I have wasted 2 hours of her life and she will hate me for it.

Worst hangover ever: New years day

I feel absolutely disgusting today as I woke up in a chair covered in my own vomit. The vomit was all dried out and I could see tiny chunks of shrimps in them. I don't remember eating anything with shrimp but it is clear this is my vomit.

Now I know what Lindsay Lohan feels like every day as she is just a junkie that constantly reeks of booze. I feel severly dehydrated and I'm having a hard time keeping water down so I decided to make a green tea. I must have drank everything last night as the evidence is scattered throughout my flat: Budweiser bottles, Cristal bottles, jack daniels and it looks like I had some caesars as well. Lots of other red wine and white wine bottles everywhere. I have no idea what I drank.

I can't find my underwear either but no big deal as I usually don't wear underwear much anyways. I like to stay knickers free as they say lol.

So my new years resolution for 2011 is to stay sober for a while as I'm terribly sick and wish I never drank anything at all.  I don't even remember new years countdown at all. What a complete waste.