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At least nine times in recent weeks, customers at Monadnock View Christmas tree farm have arrived to cut down the trees they tagged earlier in the season only to find the tags removed and the trees sold.
Baby Jesus replaced by beer can
The youth's 27-year-old mother called the police on him after he unwrapped a Christmas present she had hidden at his great-grandmother's house.
At the University of Nebraska in Lincoln, evergreens are sprayed with a fox urine mixture and tagged with a warning to discourage tree thieves.
Packed in a tractor-trailer bearing the motto "Remember, Honor and Teach" were Christmas wreaths, 5,000 heading for Arlington National Cemetery in Washington, D.C.
It says something that there are more "naughty" entries.
Cheers.
Posted by: R.Sherman | 13 December 2006 at 08:03 PM
Newspapers. "News."
Posted by: Amy | 13 December 2006 at 08:45 PM